Directions Edit

According to the contest rules, Evan is not allowed to lie to @nxthompson, his editor. As such, anyone who tells @nxthompson "I am not Evan" cannot be Evan Ratliff. Please post a message to @nxthompson confirming that you are not Evan, and add yourself to the list below with a link to your "I am not Evan" assertion.

Chat access Edit

Once you are on the list below, follow @RatliffPatrol and tweet "@RatliffPatrol chatplease". You should receive the IRC details via DM on Twitter.

People Who Are Not Evan Edit

Really stupid idea.