Confirmed Not Evan

Directions
According to the contest rules, Evan is not allowed to lie to @nxthompson, his editor. As such, anyone who tells @nxthompson "I am not Evan" cannot be Evan Ratliff. Please post a message to @nxthompson confirming that you are not Evan, and add yourself to the list below with a link to your "I am not Evan" assertion.

Chat access
Once you are on the list below, follow @RatliffPatrol and tweet "@RatliffPatrol chatplease". You should receive the IRC details via DM on Twitter.

People Who Are Not Evan
Really stupid idea.
 * @acmys
 * @aeroplanezero04
 * @alanbly
 * @ancestralmanor (asserted by @nxthompson via Evan)
 * @AnnieKay21
 * @ARG_Nathan
 * @atavisttracker
 * @avenger546
 * @ChrisCorp
 * @clalonde
 * @colinake
 * @combobulate
 * @ConREin
 * @csantoni
 * @daneverest
 * If I were Evan, why wouldn't I just add myself to this list?
 * @davetwining
 * @davidfmatheson
 * @devitry
 * @dbunting
 * @derekbrown
 * @djarioch
 * @duncebucket
 * @enaxor
 * @evan_ratliff
 * @EvanOffGrid
 * @FinderOfEvan
 * @FindThatMan
 * @fluffman86
 * @fungus34
 * @GatzMorang
 * @gracemcdunnough
 * @hideandgoray
 * @jamesdadd
 * @jarrod_r
 * @JohnsonThrimp
 * @JTInAtlanta
 * @labfly
 * @Lee_Roy09
 * @luckyitslizz
 * @mattysf1
 * @meatyobject
 * @mescad
 * @midhudson
 * @mikepstein
 * @mikepstein
 * @milowent
 * @mmmmax
 * @modelmotion
 * @newmediabias
 * @nxthompson
 * @onechicano
 * @pcmichael
 * @pgalfano
 * @QuentinDaniels
 * @RatliffPatrol
 * @searchforevan
 * @Shannon1027
 * @Shyzer
 * @SillyBonn
 * @SnareEvan
 * @socillion
 * @snl06
 * @SurelyHolmes
 * @theprizeismine
 * @UltraAyla
 * @wayale
 * @wirbowsky
 * @marcuswieland
 * @vanishteam
 * @Kryptosfan
 * http://twitter.com/lkita
 * http://twitter.com/cdenny69 @cdenny69]